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October 5th, 2020
November 25th, 2009
11:46 pm
I don't know who's smoking in the second-floor bathroom by the stairwell, but when I find out I'm going to have WORDS with you!
dumping cigarettes in the toilet is not respecting school property!
neither is drawing THAT on the mirror! that is not an acceptable use of lipstick!! and if you paid attention in Health you'd know anatomy doesn't work that way!!
and don't think I can't smell what ELSE you've been smoking!!
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November 21st, 2009
02:22 am - двадцять два
oh damnit not this again
ATTENTION PLEASE
IF ANYONE SEES A LARGE GROUP OF HORSEMEN PLEASE RETURN THEM!!
PREFERABLY ALIVE!!
AND TELL THEM THEY ARE GETTING SUCH A TALKING-TO!!
honestly, you'd think I trained them better than that!!
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November 17th, 2009
12:33 am - двадцять один
( private, easily hackable, probably in Ukrainian )
If it's not too much trouble, could everyone avoid making loud noises around me?? I have a bit of a headache!
Does aspirin do anything for a falling GDP??
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November 3rd, 2009
07:15 pm - двадцять
I appreciate a holiday as much as the next person, but there's no call to go around getting toilet paper all over the shrubbery and throwing eggs at people!!
honestly!!
as much as I hate to abuse my travel budget, if anyone wants to help me finish cleaning up this mess, you're more than welcome to. You'll get eighty hryvnia and a sandwich.
unless you happened to be dressed up as a devil, a porcupine, or Batman and felt the need to EGG ME!! then you're getting SUCH a talking to!!
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October 11th, 2009
02:45 pm - дев’ятнадцять
If certain strange shadow things don't start leaving me alone I'll have to get VERY CROSS!!
you won't like me when I'm cross!!
THAT GOES DOUBLE IF YOU TRY TO KIDNAP ME!! I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH OF THAT!!
oh bother
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September 26th, 2009
09:53 pm - вісімнадцять
oh bother
If everyone who HASN'T reverted to the wrong decade could sign in here, please!! That includes you, Denmark!
Also if someone could keep England away from boats that would be lovely!
honestly! someone needs to keep this place organized.
and um! Poland?? I know I'm supposed to be resting and I'm very sorry, but I need to go out and check on my sister. Goodness knows what century she's in.
if you want to come with me that would be nice
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September 21st, 2009
05:30 pm - сімнадцять
oh
um
oh dear
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September 12th, 2009
10:29 pm - шістнадцять
Today is my sports day!
um, obviously here it isn't a sports day, because this is Desai and not home! But that doesn't mean we can't celebrate anyway!!
So if anyone wants to join me, I'm going to go run some laps and maybe play a few games!! Much healthier than sitting in front of the TV because of some silly rumors, don't you think?
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August 29th, 2009
07:23 pm - п’ятнадцять
Attention please!!
I'm glad everyone had a good time at my birthday party!! I think some of you may have left things here, so if any of these are yours, please come and get them!
- red T shirt, size too big for me (it has some kind of stain on the collar, so make sure you wash it carefully!)
- some kind of leftovers (they smell like fish?) Finland's!
- half a bottle of something green (found it behind my refrigerator)
- broken cup with a picture on it (sports team? religious symbol? Latveria?)
- green wig, size too small for my head
- pie plate (Finland!) it was really good pie!
- one lace glove, size bigger than my hand
- leftover varenyky (Poland, I saved these for you! come get them before I eat them!!) thank you!!
- half a bag of chips (tastes like shrimp) England! I'm giving these to Japan if you don't take them!
- boxer shorts with happy faces on them, size ??? (I don't want to touch them, so if they're yours please get them off my sofa!!) DENMARK!! COME GET THESE!!
- extra plastic forks thank you Sheska!
and um Germany?? I think I might've put all the glass bottles in the wrong bin. I'm really sorry!! Everything was kind of tilty at the time!!
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August 25th, 2009
06:55 pm - чотирнадцять
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
or at least was. I'm a day late because I was busy celebrating at home
um and making faces at Putin because it's therapeutic!
But now I'm back and I don't really care what age everyone is or if you've changed into dinosaurs or rocks or there's extra babies or something!! I have lots and lots of food to share with everyone, so you should come over and eat!
and drink
except I've already drunk a lot of the drinks!!
and now I'm drinking some more
because horilka is patriotic!!!
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August 20th, 2009
08:57 pm - тринадцять
Is this is one of those times when I'm the only sane one?
it is, isn't it.
oh, HONESTLY.
If anyone else is their NORMAL PROPER 21ST CENTURY age, could you please tell me?? It'd be nice to know I'm not alone!!
um also if you've changed into a dictatorship or anything like that please go away. thank you!!
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August 6th, 2009
04:46 pm - дванадцять
I hope a certain little sister wasn't ignoring me when I said hello to her today!!
Going home to talk with Nigeria was almost relaxing! Even with that whole mess with the airplane! Maybe I was homesick and didn't know it??
or um it could also be the lack of monsters and dinosaurs and forgetting what century I'm in. I guess that might have something to do with it!!
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July 20th, 2009
07:34 pm - одинадцять
EVERYONE RETURN EVERYONE ELSE'S CLOTHES RIGHT NOW!!
I'm sure this doesn't apply to a certain little brother or sister because they're MUCH TOO MATURE FOR THAT, but on the off chance it does, THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU.
AND EVERYONE STOP FUSSING FOR NO GOOD REASON!!
honestly why do I always have to be the grown-up around here
[ooc: so uh not a boy because I fail at finding icons, but just fine with all the genderswapped people and not sure why everyone's freaking out]
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July 15th, 2009
04:54 pm - десять
The next small scary lizard thing that tries to eat my duck is getting hit with worse than my iron.
No one tries to eat my duck.
I am VERY CROSS right now.
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July 9th, 2009
05:00 pm - дев’ять
Oh HONESTLY, I have no idea how you people could even think of pitting cute little monster things against each other. I don't approve!
And I'm sure my duck doesn't approve either. Walking around muttering to himself and bumping into things are completely valid means of expression!!
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June 28th, 2009
09:49 am - вісім
BYELORUSSIA!! remember that rifle I gave you for the boss's birthday?? I NEED IT BACK!!
these people won't let me confiscate their trucks!! honestly you'd think they'd never heard of patriotic self-sacrifice!! I think I can conscript most of them!! unless they're spies obviously!!!
and um where the hell is the enemy??
AND WHERE THE HELL ARE WE???
[ooc - early 1940s, Great Patriotic War, aka WWII's Eastern Front. the Red Army had a lot of Ukrainians and not many supplies.]
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June 25th, 2009
10:23 pm - сім
Certain Cossacks need to stop playing hide and seek!!
Disappearing in general is not okay either!!
Get back here right now!!
And bring Kiev with you!!
Before I tell Khmelnytsky on you!!
Don't think I won't!!
IT'S NOT AS IF WE'RE FIGHTING A WAR OR ANYTHING IMPORTANT LIKE THAT!!
[ooc - oh hey it's the Khmelnytsky Uprising! see also: seventeenth-century war for independence from the Commonwealth, with driveby Tatars]
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June 18th, 2009
05:47 pm - шість
Did I miss a group therapy session? I look away for five minutes because I have that new online casino to finish translating and suddenly everyone is being VERY personal. Not that honesty doesn't have its uses, but there's a time and place for everything!!
and um right now is a good time for blackjack advice! Any time before my bosses find something wrong with the transportation budget is a good time too! um NOT THAT THEY WOULD because there's nothing wrong to find!! obviously!!
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May 30th, 2009
06:11 pm - П'ять
If anyone knows how to get rid of strange horrible monsters that would be lovely!! Hitting them with furniture and running away is NOT effective!
I know certain brothers and sisters are big grown-up nations and can watch out for themselves and possibly aren't even here because they don't tell their big sister where they're going, but please be careful!!
And um if either of you have an extra gun to lend me that would be fine too. I'm out of practice, but I have a duck to protect!
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